Keyboard Commander

Oh, you thought you'd just use your reliable WASD to move around, eh? This isn't amateur hour. This is REAL LIFE. And in real life, we use all the keys. ALL. THE. KEYS. 

You are a commander of your (highly expendable) key minions and will use whatever means necessary to protect yourself from the onslaught of DISRESPECT that your foes will try to force upon you. 

Either fend them off or GET WREKT!